Some Tristonisms

Triston has been saying the funniest things lately, here are a few of the things he has said:

We have been trying to teach Triston things you can and cannot do with a baby. We are trying to help him to understand that babies don't eat food, they only drink milk. So the other day I said, "Triston what do babies eat?"
His response, "Cereal and chocolate."

He also loves to have me and Quinn race him around the house using his wagon or scooter. Before we start the race he always says, "Float like a Cadillac, sting like a beamer!" and does a little dance on his toes.

The other day Triston and I were getting ready to race and he said, "Mom, I will be Chick Hicks and you can be Bessie." :)

I was in my room and Quinn and Triston were out in the family room. Quinn came back into our room and I heard Triston say, "Hello? Is anybody here?" Silence. "That's strange."

We recently bought a new car and Triston is always critiquing Quinn while he drives it. "Papa, you are driving to hard!" Or sometimes he will say, "Papa we are getting a flat tire, be careful."

Quinn and I were collecting bags of food for a food drive. We picked up a large brown paper bag full of food and put it in the back seat by Triston. When we were done we delivered the bag to the food drive. When Quinn took the bag out of the back seat Triston starting crying, "MY LUNCH! MY LUNCH! Papa took away my lunch!" I only wish you could have seen this brown grocery bag FULL of food. Apparently Triston thought it was his lunch.